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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

14.06.2025 00:07

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Minds and Behinds

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

What qualities do single women typically look for in a man? Is it a common preference for women to want a man who earns more than they do?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Everyone loved it.

Thumbs down again.

Google's Find Hub finally gets AirTag-like UWB precision finding - Android Police

So, the docs changed it to read

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Loons and Moons

Horoscope for Thursday, June 12, 2025 - Chicago Sun-Times

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Bicycling tied to reduced dementia risk and greater hippocampal volume retention - Medical Xpress

Then came..

share office space ...

They put up a sign reading

How rough can the ferry passage from Hull to Rotterdam be in the autumn ( at the end of October )?

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Just Forget it!

No, not a chance

When a black man and a white woman have a child, does the child become white? If a white man and a black woman have a child, does the child become black?

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Still no good

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Can I have a comfortable life as a nurse in Sweden? Can I buy a house and not worry about the cost of living?

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Yankees Considering Starts For Ben Rice At Catcher - MLB Trade Rumors

No go.

Still no good.

Next, they tried...

Has anyone had a romance scammer start messaging them on Quora? How do you know if the person is scamming you? What do you do?

No way

So they tried

Hysterias & Posteriors

How can fashion design be used to make a political statement in popular culture, and society?

Another attempt resulted in ...

Nuts and Butts

Why is it rare for someone to despise both the Democrats and Republicans?

Freaks and Cheeks

Catatonics & High Colonics

Unacceptable again!

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