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10.06.2025 15:23

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
No, not a chance
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
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They put up a sign reading
No way
Everyone loved it.
Minds and Behinds
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Still no good
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Freaks and Cheeks
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Loons and Moons
So they tried
Another attempt resulted in ...
share office space ...
Just Forget it!
Then came..
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Still no good.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Catatonics & High Colonics
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Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Nuts and Butts
Next, they tried...
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Hysterias & Posteriors
So, the docs changed it to read
Unacceptable again!
Why did Britain steal Gibraltar from Spain?
No go.
Thumbs down again.
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)