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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

10.06.2025 15:23

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

No, not a chance

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

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They put up a sign reading

No way

Everyone loved it.

How can you tell if someone or someone's is trying to recruit or at least test you for a secret organization?

Minds and Behinds

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Still no good

What, when building a house, are the necessary wires (beside 120v) to future proof my house, Cat6, Coax, low voltage, and alarm wires?

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Freaks and Cheeks

Analysis & Anal Cysts

What are the differences between fuzzy, intuitionistic, and paraconsistent logic? Which one is considered the most useful and why?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Loons and Moons

So they tried

What should you do if a police officer comes to your house and asks for someone who doesn't live there anymore?

Another attempt resulted in ...

share office space ...

Just Forget it!

Why are most people broke?

Then came..

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Summer here, the one who debunks atheism. Isn’t it funny how atheists always say they prefer a “no-nonsense, evidence-based approach” to understanding the world, but when I bring up logical arguments for theism, they suddenly clam up?

Still no good.

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Catatonics & High Colonics

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Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

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Nuts and Butts

Next, they tried...

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

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Hysterias & Posteriors

So, the docs changed it to read

Unacceptable again!

Why did Britain steal Gibraltar from Spain?

No go.

Thumbs down again.

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)