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14.06.2025 00:07

Minds and Behinds
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Everyone loved it.
Thumbs down again.
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So, the docs changed it to read
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Loons and Moons
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This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Bicycling tied to reduced dementia risk and greater hippocampal volume retention - Medical Xpress
Then came..
share office space ...
They put up a sign reading
How rough can the ferry passage from Hull to Rotterdam be in the autumn ( at the end of October )?
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Just Forget it!
No, not a chance
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Still no good
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
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No go.
Still no good.
Next, they tried...
No way
So they tried
Hysterias & Posteriors
How can fashion design be used to make a political statement in popular culture, and society?
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Another attempt resulted in ...
Nuts and Butts
Why is it rare for someone to despise both the Democrats and Republicans?
Freaks and Cheeks
Catatonics & High Colonics
Unacceptable again!
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